Sunday, May 1, 2011

Bin Laden reported killed

It's some kind of irony that Bin Laden hated us fat, lazy Americans, so we killed him with a remote controlled weapon.

-- Edit, early reports were wrong, it wasn't missiles from drones, it was 4 helicopters and a bunch of guys with guns.  Go team!

14 comments:

  1. omg lol, remote control haha

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  2. He's not dead. US Govt just needed a headline to keep justifying the war. I bet he's in some US funded safehouse living the good life...

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  3. remote control weapon? I'm pretty sure a small team of operatives did it from the news. Anyways, if it is any conspiracy theory, he's been dead for awhile and the US did it to reestablish national security values and also in exactly a year is when the presidential election hits overdrive. It will assure Obama another term.

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  4. I'm glad hes dead to be honest. Maybe now we can get the hell out of the middle east.

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  5. No remote controlled death for this guy. We gave him the personal touch of a visit from our special forces.

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  6. GOD BLES AMERICA, THE GREATEST DAMN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

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  7. was it really a remote controlled weapon? thats funny haha

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  8. Yea laziness at its finest

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  9. Didn't see anything about a remote controlled weapon. Thought it was something about helicopters and spec. forces.

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  10. haha that would have been a great irony

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